Thursday, May 7, 2009

I Thought This Was Interesting

Studies say 'hobbit' previously unknown species

Studies say 'hobbit' previously unknown species AFP/National Geographic/File – A photo from the University of Wollongong in Australia shows an artist's impression of a human species …

PARIS (AFP) – The tiny ancient humans dubbed hobbits, whose remains were discovered on an Indonesian island in 2003, were a previously unknown species altogether, according to two new studies.

Debate has raged in the scientific community since the fossils were found on the island of Flores, with some experts insisting they were descended from Homo erectus and others saying evolution could not account for their small brains.

About a metre (three feet) tall and weighing 30 kilos (65 pounds), the tiny, tool-making hunters may have roamed the remote island as recently as 8,000 years ago. Their fossils are about 18,000 years old.

Many scientists have said Homo floresiensis, as the creature is now formally known, was a prehistoric human stunted by natural selection over millennia through a process called insular dwarfing.

Others countered that even this evolutionary shrinking, well documented in island-bound animals, could not account for the chimpanzee-sized brain -- just a third the size of that in a modern human being.

The only plausible explanation, they insisted, was that the handful of specimens found had a genetic disorder resulting in an abnormally small skull or that they suffered from "dwarf cretinism" caused by deficient thyroids.

Two new studies in the British journal Nature go a long way toward settling the debate.

A team led by William Jungers of Stony Brook University in New York tackled the problem by analysing the hobbit's foot.

In some ways it is very human. The big toe is aligned with the others and the joints make it possible to extend the toes as the body's full weight falls on the foot -- attributes not found in great apes.

But in other respects it is startlingly primitive: far longer than its modern human equivalent and equipped with a very small big toe, long and curved lateral toes, and a weight-bearing structure closer to a chimpanzee's.

Recent archaeological evidence from Kenya shows that the modern foot evolved more than 1.5 million years ago, most likely in Homo erectus.

So unless the Flores hobbits became more primitive over time -- considered extremely unlikely -- they must have branched off the human line at an even earlier date.

For Jungers and colleagues, this suggests their ancestor was not Homo erectus "but instead some other more primitive hominin whose dispersal into southeast Asia is still undocumented."

Companion studies published by the Journal of Human Evolution bolster this theory and conjecture that these more ancient forebears may be the still poorly understood Homo habilis.

In any case, Homo floresiensis would be confirmed as a separate species.

But what still has not been explained the hobbit's inordinately small brain.

That's where hippos come into the picture.

Eleanor Weston and Adrian Lister of the Natural History Museum in London compared fossils of several species of ancient hippos found on the island of Madagascar with the mainland ancestors from which they had evolved.

They were surprised to find that insular dwarfing -- driven by the need to adapt to an island environment -- shrank their brains far more than had previously been thought possible.

"Whatever the explanation for the tiny brain of H. floresiensis relative to its body size, our evidence suggests that insular dwarfing could have played a role in its evolution," they conclude.

While the new studies answer some questions, they also raise new ones sure to spark fresh debate, Harvard professor Daniel Lieberman said in Nature.

Only more fossil evidence will indicate whether the hobbits of Flores evolved from Homo erectus, whose traces have been found throughout Eurasia, or from an even more ancient lineage not yet found outside Africa, he said.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Foggy Morning





Pretty, huh? Less than a week until the fog of finals has evaporated and the sunshine of relaxation beams in!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Summer

After I return from vacation, my plan for the summer is:
  1. Relax
  2. Work on my tan
  3. Read all the books I bought during the school year but didn't have a chance to read
  4. Watch the latest season of "Lost"
  5. Get regular exercise
  6. Cook
  7. Have as much fun as possible
  8. Keep my apartment clean
  9. Plant and grow interesting vegetables
Thankyouverymuch.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Two-Pronged Test for Finals Success

Studying is going well--a million times better than last semester, but I don't think I'm going to take my unscheduled final tomorrow. In terms of timing, it just doesn't make sense. If I spend all day tomorrow working on Civ Pro, which I would have to do in order to be ready to take the test at 6, then I'll probably be too tired to do well on it, and I'll end up not having enough time to study for Contracts and Constitutional law, which actually do have scheduled exam dates. So I'm going to put down Civil Procedure for now, and take up Contracts, and work on that tomorrow and Sunday, so I'll be ready for that test Monday. And on Monday, I'll start on Constitutional Law, so that I'll be ready for that on Wednesday. Then I could take the Civil Procedure test Thursday, Friday, or Saturday. Yes, that's a week later than I hoped, but I think it will all work out better this way. I spent all day today studying. The only time I went outside today was to pay rent and get my mail. I'm frickin tired.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Countdown

Finals begin this Friday. I'm aiming to take my unscheduled one that day, but it's dependent on me finishing my outline by then. So far, the outline is going well--MUCH better than last semester, so I hope that bodes well for my Civil Procedure grade, but I'm nowhere near done, and I'm not sure I will be by Friday. Maybe Saturday then. But I really would like to get it over with on Friday, because next week--Monday and Wednesday, to be exact--I have my two scheduled finals. It would be so wonderful to be done with it all a week from tomorrow!
Anticipating it is making me REALLY irritable and tense. I mean, my life kind of depends on this, law school is my last hope. So I have to do well.
I'll try to be calmer today. I'll drink "Relaxing" tea at work and maybe have my iPod on all day to drown anything else out. Yes, that sounds like a plan. Then, I'll come home, and study study study.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Interview with the Creator of Stealus

It is my pleasure (or displeasure, if you will) to have the opportunity to interview Vladimir Markop, the founder of Markop Processes, Inc., and the creator of Stealus, quite possibly the most user-unfriendly financial software in the world (second only to the unfortunately named Creative Revolutions, CREVICE for short (what does that mean anyway?) product).

LD: Mr. Markop, what inspired you to create this software?

Markop: There was a need in the financial community for software that looked like it was generating meaningful results, lots of colors, lots of dots, to make the people using it feel important.

LD: But don't those colors and dots have meaning?

Markop: Some of it does. The bar charts do, but the wavy multi-colored lines and sprinkles don't.

LD: To be honest, those wavy multi-colored lines never imparted much meaning to me, but aren't the sprinkles supposed to represent peer universes?

Markop: MMWAAAHHAAAHAAA! That's what I wanted everyone to think, but they're actually randomly generated dots. Same for the wavy lines. They're meaningless! But don't tell those business types.

LD: So what you're saying is that this program is essentially useless.

Markop: No, that's not true. If every little miniscule variable is entered 100% correctly, it will generate accurate returns.

LD: But it's quite difficult to do so: the headers don't impart any helpful information to the user, the "Help" function doesn't actually do anything, and if you call a technician, it takes a week for them to get back to you. And that's just the beginning....

Markop: That's the beauty of it. If a person is actually able to generate anything with it that looks somewhat correct, it gives them a feeling of accomplishment. Like they've done something very important.

LD: Yes...that's true. But that's not necessarily helpful for someone who is trying to get their work done in a timely manner.

Markop: It's status, my dear, status. Heh, heh, heh.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Parks & Recreation = The Office

I'm watching "Parks and Recreation" for the first time tonight, and, I have to say, it appears to be a ripoff of "The Office," but instead paper, they deal with parks, and instead of Michael Scott, there's a woman. But it has similar timing, and the characters speak directly to the camera, just like they do on "The Office."
Verdict: Not impressed.
It is way too obviously a copy. One of the actresses from "The Office" is even in this show. They really should have tried harder, or been more creative.

As a sidenote, I am admitting to having quite possibly one of the unhealthiest dinners on record: a crueller, a maple bar, and a scofflaw cocktail. Yes, it's shameful. I'll do better tomorrow. I'm too tired to eat properly, and for some reason, real food just didn't seem appetizing.