
Part II of Alarm Clock Fun, or, Laura is Not a Morning Person
This morning, 7:00 a.m.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
My alarm clock goes off. I roll over, hit the snooze button. Eyes still closed, I say in loud mumble: "Hello!"
Then I realize, no, I did not just answer my phone. That was my alarm clock. I don't need to talk to it. It won't actually respond.
I roll over and go to sleep for another ten minutes. Alarm clock goes off three more times, and snooze button is hit again three more times.
Ugh. Good morning.