iAss G2: At Your Local Apple Dealer Now

The World's First Multi-Functional Assessory. Introducing The iAss G2.

Full of Air.

iAss G2 is ultrathin, ultraportable, and ultra unlike anything else. You will lose inches and pounds overnight. It’s the result of rethinking conventions. Of multiple wireless innovations. And of breakthrough design. With iAss G2, mobile everything suddenly has a new standard.

iAss G2 is designed and engineered to take full advantage of the wireless world. In a world in which public toilets are increasingly unsanitary or unusable, iAss is so fast and so available, people are truly living untethered — surfing the web, making calls, listening to MP3s, and now...also firming their tush and instantly vaporizing anything that comes out that end, eliminating the need for toilet visits. The new standard of mobile efficiency is here. The iAss G2.

You'll have everyone begging to kiss your iAss.