Thursday, June 19, 2008

One to Watch: Pierre Poodle

I wrote this back in January, but never published it. I think I just forgot. But I found it today, and it made me laugh (yes, I find myself hilarious). Enjoy.

You might recognize Pierre from the catwalks and the pages of high fashion magazines. The intense gaze is of this up-and-coming pooch is quickly becoming nationally renowned.
Pierre, who has multi-million-dollar contracts with Missoni and Souchi to model sweaters, divides his time between Portland, OR and Paris, France. In Portland, he resides with a one-eyed philosophy professor in the earthy south east district. He relaxes during his stay there, preferring to lounge around in Portland’s ample greenspaces, frequent the multitudes of increasingly popular dog social clubs (including the highly exclusive Lexi Dog Social Club), and grabs quick nibbles at All-Pooches Bakery and Bowser Boutique.

During fashion season, Pierre makes use of his Parisian abode, living happily with his girlfriend Anichka, a snow-white Samoyed from the Ukraine. When this glamorous couple hits the streets, heads certainly turn! The two met during a fashion shoot two years ago for Calvin Klein, whereupon a whirlwind romance ensued.

Pierre, a native Californian, has an illustrious pedigree: his great-grandfather was John Steinbeck’s dog Charley. Additionally, on his mother’s side of the family, he is distantly related to German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer’s poodles, Atma and Butz.

Keep your eyes open for Pierre, who stars next year opposite the sultry Salma Hayek in his first film. This poodle’s star is definitely on the rise!

1 comment:

Bruno said...

Gosh, your job must be grueling.